May Sai burn your eyes and pluck out your nostril hairs JohnFaa.

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

immediately obvious, but there is also infinite variety

2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Cushion

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Oz and James wine adventure

4) Without looking, guess what time it is

8:54 PM

5) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:54 PM

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dad orgainising his paperss, the TV

7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming home from school

8) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The screen

9) What are you wearing?

School uniform

10) Did you dream last night?

No

11) When did you last laugh?

At school at a friend's joke

12) What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Dinosaur things

13) Seen anything weird lately?

Jack Simpson

14) What do you think of this quiz?

See opening line about cursing JohnFaa

15) What is the last film you saw?

Twilight

16) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I a pet crocodile

17) Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'm ginger

18) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Kill all bigots and have a peaceful, happy life. And find my bloody iPod

19) Do you like to dance?

Nein

20) George Bush:

Great source of comedy material

21) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Chaarlotte

22) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Frederick

23) Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe

24) What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Well, hello, the Egyptian Gods are holding a party in the Elysium Fields, just tto let you know."

25) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal

~dromornis~
~lamnay~
~JohnFaa~
~Pousazpower~
~Orzhovsoldier~
~Transypoo~